FIFA

Okay so now this blog is about the recent decisions in where the next two World Cups are going to be hosted. The people of the FIFA have decided to have the 2018 FIFA World Cup in Russia, AND the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar.

So in ALL honesty I was quite upset with the Qatar decision and a little about the Russian decision mainly because I wanted the USA to hold one of those World Cups. So I did some researching here and there (mainly on the internet ... Okay ALL of it on the internet.) and saw how beautiful Qatar is. I can see why it would be a natural choice, the scenery, it's really safe, and well the stadiums they are planning to build promise to be AMAZING. I think that is one of the fascinating things about the world cup, the stadiums. The stadiums for the South Africa cup were just mind blowing. The designs of those stadiums especially the Johannesburg one. Wow. I can definitely say that I am excited to see these new stadiums.

As for all the talk about people hating on Qatar because of the weather. Who knows what might happen in 12 years. It might get hotter sue to global warming OR it might get colder. Global warming has a weird way of working SO we don't know what will happen STOP bitching. AND honestly most of these soccer players have special trainers that will get them ready to play in ANY sort of weather.

Anywho. We all have our eyes on Brazil now. 2014 will Brazil get their 6? Or will they not? How will Spain measure up? Will they win again? What about Germany? The German team was on FIRE this past world cup. They were definitely a squad to have ones eyes on. And still are. Or what about the Dutch? A the lovely orange. THAT was a TEAM. And even though we all look down on other teams ... Maybe Mexico could have a chance especially with the revelation of Javier "El Chicharito" Hernandez, the US could also have a chance being as they are probably upset about not having these next two cups ... Oh this is going to be one World Cup to watch EVERY match. AND I did not mention Italy or France because they just disappointed everyone.

BRING ON THE WORLD CUPSSSSSSSSSS :D

Mah Kitteh

THIS IS LUZIO.  He's my cat. Been my cat for years now.

Okay so honestly this is NOT the best drawing of him. He looks better AND more cuddly than that, I'm just having some fun drawing these things for now. I hope I get better at it soon.

Well now to get on with what this is all about. When we first got the cat like 11 years ago, my grandmother (she's the best grandmother ever and she's in Mexico) told us it was a girl. So I imagined this...

SO I was really excited to go to Mexico. Like REALLY excited ...

When the BIG day finally arrived we packed all the stuff in our van and off to Mexico we drove. For 3 days ...

So we get there. And wow what a trip. We were all through the east coast and some random states, like Arkansas. When we get there we are all tired and just want to relax. I meet kitteh and she's so cute. OR I think she's a she.

A few days later the vet comes for a house call, or actually NEVERMIND we take the kitteh to vet.

When the vet injects poor kitteh, he asks us the kittehs name.  I tell him that I named her Luz, and he's like well you might want to rename him. And then I'm all like ...

"I DON'T WANT HIM!!!!!!!!!! I WANTED A GIRL CAT!!!!!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!" *crying*

So once my temper calls down ... I end up warming up to him. AND didn't wanna leave him alone. EVER.


Check out Mah Kitteh #2

This past 2010 World Series

Okay well I'm going to start with the four teams. WHY? Because that's when the YANKEES were still in the game!!!!!!!!!!! Here are the four teams.

The Phillies, San Francisco Giants, Texas Rangers AND the BEST TEAM EVER The New York Yankees :D. As you can tell I am not biased I did NOT leave the best team for last.

Well as we ALL know the SF Giants won. Yay? No one really cares. Only people in SF. Why? BECAUSE if the Yankees won people would be hating THUS making a big deal of how the Yankees are just hugely based on money and how much money the Yankees have. AND more people would end up caring. Anyway small rant over. (I have the Yankees cap AND an EPIC Santa hat. pics to follow soon :D)

Okay so the Yankees were beat out by the Rangers *sad day for ALL Yankee fans* AND The Giants beat the Phillies *happy day for all the Yankee fans that HATE and DESPISE the Phillies*.

The end of this story is that well ... OH the Giants parade. SO I was on my way into SF that day. And the traffic was crazy. Well compared to NY traffic California traffic is really nothing. *OMG this is turning into another California hating rant .... WIN :D* But the parade DID slow down a lot of stuff in SF kinda made it feel like a city for a bit. But the buzz died quickly.

To end this post ... Yankee fans are amazing and crazy ... SF Giants fans are copy cats. (NOW this is the REAL end of this story.)

California vs New York

Okay being as this is my FIRST OFFICIAL blogpost (OMG I am sooooo excitedzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!) I felt the need to write about a current life situation. The fact that I am in FREAKING California.

Okay you might all be saying "What the HELL is so important about that? I mean it's your home state blah blah blah ... " WRONG! I do not originate from this state or rather maxi pad. I mean that is EXACTLY what it looks like ... Just saying.  I am a New Yorker. I came out here thinking *This could be a fun change like I've done the New York scene. Let's try something new for once.* Well I wish I hadn't. I completely HATE this place.

Some cool things are that well one doesn't have to be too worried about the whole pot thing here. I can tell you from experience. A bunch of us got pulled over with more than an ounce of pot in the car, the cop sees it and everything, they don't do much about it ... they say they will take it at the next block ... Once the cops get back in the car they pull another car over FORGET ALL ABOUT US. No ticket ... pot still stays. Pretty funny.

Another kinda cool thing are the highway buses, and the ferry OH AND THE CABLE CARS. I say this is a cool thing because of the amount of people that rely on these modes of transportation to get to work. San Francisco is a HUGE commuter city.( I mean not as big as New York City, there are less people here in SF) The amount of business people that take the public transportation is pretty incredible here. The cable cars are pretty cool. They give the city a unique vibe.

And that concludes the cool stuff of California. Everything else is bad. Time to elaborate on some of these.

There are just so many reasons for me as a New Yorker to dislike Cali. First off no FREAKING Subways!!!!!! How does one manage with out subways PLEASE tell me!!! The people here are fake nice. They will be all friendly to you but once you leave their side BOOM they change and talk mad shit about you.  The slang here is ridiculous. Hella, bunk, Yeeeeee ... among others (I mean I use it too, but man NY-ers are like more creative.) AND the people here have a LOW IQ. Like I feel as if my IQ has dropped down considerably since I've been here. 

The LACK of people. Honestly the first time I went into San Francisco it did not look like a city. It resembled more of a town until I remembered "Oh hey ... I'm in San Francisco. Were are ALL THE PEOPLE?!?!?!" Okay there were people it wasn't a COMPLETE ghost town but there were LOADS of people missing. There was no overcrowding, no wider sidewalks, nothing. Just regular everything. And I was disappointed.  :(

Concluding California nightmare.

ON TO NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Okay now you can tell by my AWESOME pic (it has rays of Godly light emitting from the surface! How much awesomer can that be???) Anyways. New York is pretty much the bomb. Once again that question "Why?". Well cuz J-Flo said so. J-Flo pretty much speaks the voice of reason. (Okay that's another blog there) But ONWARD ... Why New York is awesome!!!

1. NYC IS THE PLACE to be.
     - With this being said, New York is one of the cities that people wish they could hate but it's impossible to. You want to know how many people hate New York City??? 0!!!!!!! Want to know how many people want to travel to NY???? EVERYONE :D

2. NYC, the city that NEVER sleeps.
     - THIS is true. NYC is ALWAYS alive, like a beehive it never stops. Or better yet, it's like the Energizer Bunny. :D

3. "Empire State of Mind"
     - Jay-Z. Need I say more? I WILL. Actually just listen to his song ... It will ALL make sense.

4. YANKEES!!!!!!!
     - The Bronx Bombers. The men in the navy blue and white pinstripes. The team with the MOST World Series titles EVER. Babe Ruth. Derek Jeter. A-Rod!!!!! Teixeira. I could keep going I will stop ... Posada ... NOW.

5.  The New Yorkian Accent.
      - Caw-fee. WIN.

6. The people in NY.
     - We are not fake ass bitches. If we don't like you, we tell it to your face. We don't hide that.

And we have all the lights and Times Square AN EPIC Toys 'R Us ... and everything else. OH The Empire State Building, the Statue of Liberty ... yep.


In conclusion. NEW YORK is EPIC. California wishes they could compensate that with their maxi-pad size ... FAIL.